phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

Jack be nimble,
Jack be Quick
Go out with me and
I’ll bounce on ya dick

.

Mary Mary quite contrary
What I would like to know
Would you like to go out, we’ll scream and shout
I’ll take that dong like a Pro.

.

Hey diddle-diddle
With me in the middle
We’ll both go over the moon
If you’d just come, we’d have such fun
We could even catch a movie or two!

-

The roses are dead
The world is in drought
So please just come with me,
Within and without.

-

Mary had a little lamb
And that was quite peculiar
I’d rather have you instead
And you’ll scream Hallelujah. 

-

Hickory-dickory dock, 
I’d love to bounce on your co-…

samurott:

IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD 
HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!? !)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R ()IROJFIEJ IGFJ$EGIJ#( TRJ)@RJ()JRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RT*H#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ:RLKQLRKO:QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TÔI cười như đĩa لا استطيع التوقف عن الصراخ مثل يسوع المسيح 오 내가 그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람 ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男

Dschinghis Khan
Dschinghis Khan
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volition:

In the upcoming Saints Row: Gat out of Hell, players will be able to freely switch between playing as Johnny Gat or Kinzie Kensington. We’ll be posting a Kinzie retrospective over the next two weeks with even more content from everyone’s favorite computer genius.

In Saints Row: The Third, the Boss rescues former FBI agent Kinzie Kensington from the Deckers gang. Kinzie eagerly joins the Saints to help take revenge on the Deckers who had discredited her and gotten her fired from the FBI.

#SR
mikwiik:

Oh yes

mikwiik:

Oh yes

nemissa:

as I heard a friend quoting the other day, science isn’t about why it’s about why not, right?

nemissa:

as I heard a friend quoting the other day, science isn’t about why it’s about why not, right?

4n0th3rm3:


beautiful world

part of a bigger thing i cant work on right now cause i cant find my watercolour.

4n0th3rm3:

beautiful world

part of a bigger thing i cant work on right now cause i cant find my watercolour.

jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

"Not everyone can feel things as deeply as you. Most people, their feelings are… bland, tasteless. They’ll never understand what it’s like to read a poem and feel almost like they’re flying, or to see a bleeding fish and feel grief that shatters their heart…"
Juliann Garey, Too Bright to Hear Too Loud to See (via collectinqwords)
fatlittlenick:

DISCO KIRYU
SO DREAMY

fatlittlenick:

DISCO KIRYU

SO DREAMY

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